Welcome to the Future – GoFight
Countdown to Destruction – Phosgore
Eat Your Face – Jane in Space
Helsinki – Jane in Space
10.000 Years – Die Robot
Collapse – Assemblage 23
Spy In The House Of Love – WAS (Not Was)
David Fucking Bowie [Explicit] – Powerman 5000
Wreckage – Portion Control
Warm Leatherette – Decoded Feedback
Dominion / Mother Russia – The Sisters Of Mercy
Shroud – Ivardensphere
Secret Agent Man (2010 Remastered Version) – DEVO
Ersatz Gaze – Statiqbloom
Burn Witch Burn (Angelspit Remix) – Ego Likeness
Deathtroopers – Deathproof
Spilling Blood – Aesthetic Perfection
Puzzlin’ Evidence (Remastered) – Talking Heads
Out Of My Mind – Grendel
Fall Like Rome (Riot Kitten Remix) – Grendel
Satanic Aesthetic (Mr.Kitty Remix) – Angelspit
James Bond Theme – The Ventures
Loneliness – Clan Of Xymox
Who Made You God? – Spetsnaz
Better Sex – Lié
Krigsgaldr – Heilung
California (Wiccid Remix) – Esther Black
Dashing Dame – Deathproof
Leder Dame [Explicit] – Strvngers
Pussycat Shark Teeth (Original Mix) – I Think I Broke Something
Underwear Drawer – The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Face Meets Glass – The Actors
Hex – Pychic Teens
Close Your Eyes – Hide
Satsuma – Ganser
Devour – Lana Del Rabies
Eighty Sixed [Into The Cut Funk-O-Tron Dub] – CONFORMCO
Plan B (Kilmarth Remix) – Psy’Aviah
Black Harbour / Helma Nah’ Shmarr – Kirlian Camera
Embrace Your Life (X-Rx RMX) – SynthAttack
Daily Nightly (2007 Remastered Version) – The Monkees
Words – The Monkees
Ravens Fly – Kevorkian Death Cycle
Iron Age – Blume
Bring the Storm – Unity One
Secrets (feat. Avarice in Audio) [Vocal Version] – Antibody
Velvet Cage – Panic Priest
Rise & Repent (Descent Mix) – Pig
Atemlos – Das Ich
Zero Tolerance (ÜberDriver’s Fast and Furious Mix) – Binary Division
Tomorrow, May 21st, is my birthday (I’ll be 55!). And while I’m sticking with my annual tradition of asking each of you to donate to the Sophie Lancaster Foundation, I’m adding an extra incentive this year. After you donate, please shoot me an email at email@example.com and I’ll send you a randomly selected mp3 of one of the demo tracks for the upcoming 7th Victim album. These are the tracks that’ve I’ve been sending to Janet in order to persuade her to sing on the album, so these my vocals on them and not hers – you’ve been warned.
Don’t have enough money to donate to the Sophie Lancaster Foundation? No problem. Help spread the word and I’ll consider that a donation.
WARNING: The following post assumes that you have, at least, a moderate level of experience with woodworking. Unless you want to be playing keyboards with just your thumbs, don’t just grab a piece of wood and take a jigsaw to it.
[Fun Fact: My father gave my this jigsaw and a drill when I was 11 or 12 years old. The drill died about 5 years ago, but the jigsaw, much like a troubled teenager, just keeps cutting!]
After my second 7th Victim (14th Victim???) show, it became clear to me that my current method for transporting and setting up my synths was not working. Basically, I was boxing up my individual synths, controllers, and mixer, transporting them to the show. Then reassembling them on the spot. So, yeah, it was taking 10 to 20 minutes to set up for a 30 minute set.
My intimal plan was to buy a pedalboard and case large enough to accommodate my live setup. This seemed like a great idea until I looked at the prices ($200 – $500). Then it hit me that I already own both hard and soft cases that I could use to transport my synths. I just needed a “synthboard” on which to mount them (ewwww!). If you already has a case, and would like to create a synthboad that will fit inside it, the following steps should – hopefully – be of some help. If you don’t already own a case (and aren’t a cheapskate like me), I’d strongly suggest just purchasing a pedalboard with a hard case.
Step One: Choose a piece of wood and choose that piece of wood… wisely.
I went with a piece of plywood which had the following waring emblazoned upon it in a most artistic fashion.
Before I cut it down to size, I showed it to my friend Paul.
Me: What dumb Son-of-a-Trump is this waring meant for?
Paul: Yeah. It’s like someone might be shocked to discover that a piece of wood contains wood dust.
Me: It’s like putting up a sign at the museum which reads “Warning: Mummies Might Have Dry Skin”.
Paul: Well, there’s only wood dust if someone – you know- actually cuts into it. Maybe you’re just meant to admire it…from afar.
Me: At least it’s only known to cause cancer in California. I’m sawing into it in PA, so I should be just fine.
Be sure to sand the living shit outta your board after you cut (There was a surprising amount of wood dust when I did this). No one wants splinters. Well, almost no one. I tend to speak in generalities.
Step Two: It’s not the size that matters; it’s where you stick it.
So that my fully-loaded sythboard could fit comfortably into either of my cases, I had to go with a maximum size of 32” wide x 13” deep. I had measured out my components beforehand, so I knew that they’d fit into an area this size, with some room to spare, but I needed to figure out where to place them for maximum performance (I.e. so that I could get to each component quickly, and so that I didn’t keep reaching across one component to get to another).
Once you’re 95% certain about the placement of your components, trace their outlines onto board. First using a pencil and then a marker.
You’ll also want to consider cutting some holes in the board to accommodate things like footswitches and midi connectors. If you do this, remember to sand the holy shit outta these openings – you never know what appendage might be inserted into them.
Step Three: Velcro – Miracle product or tool of Satan?
One you’ve got the outlines of your components traced, apply strips of Velcro to bottom of each component ($20 will buy you about 10 feet of Velcro – easily enough for this project. Then, measure out where you placed the Velcro strips on and replicate this on the board.
Next, secure the Velcro strips on the board with small woodscrews. Why? Because I’ve found that why Velcro tends to stick nicely to plastic, it can be hit-or-miss on wood.
Teufelskreis – Die Robo Sapiens
This Is Gonna Hurt [Explicit] – Synapsyche
The Truth – Stoppenberg
Dots, Circles and Lines (Rob Dust Big Beatz Remix) – Lederman / De Meyer
Satanic Aesthetic (Mr.Kitty Remix) – Angelspit
Here We Are Again! (1992) – Forma Tadre
Who Do You Love? (Barbacue Remix For Claus & Kurt) – Birmingham 6
It Only Takes a Minute (Radio Mix) – Tavares
Bite Down Hard – Street Sects
New Jersey Devil [Explicit] – Ho99o9
Time’s Up [Explicit] – 3TEETH & HO99O9
There Will Be Blood – X-RX
Whites of Your Eyes Dancing Plague
Seven Nation Army – Obscenity Trial
Wolves at the Door – Avarice in Audio
Fucked (I Found Heaven) [Explicit] – Hide
Unwilling – Lana Del Rabies
Soylent [Explicit] – Wire Spine
The New Day – Project Pitchfork
Hexxxed [Explicit] – Strvngers
Community Collapse – Cardinal Noire
Dancing in the Moonlight – King Harvest
Back to Psychoburbia – Darkness on Demand
Hollow – Ashbury Heights
Heavy Hands – Animal Bodies
Snow and Joy – Null Device
Shadow Horizon – Rabbit Junk
Shallow Under Skin – Dicepeople & Moi Saint
Fallen Down – Dicepeople & Moi Saint
Stardust – IAMX
Bury Me – Actors
Horror Music – Rosegarden Funeral Party
It’s Obvious – Au Pairs
then we will break – bring her
The Hunt – Valhall
Like the Devil – The Rain Within
Cave – Hapax
Do U Fear (For Your Child?) – Klub Hell Mix – My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
Pyrrhic Victory – Ganser
Magneto – Messer Chups
Nerves– Possum Dixon
I Am The Sun – Egoprisme
Forgotten Romance – Vanity Drum
Light Mind – Miracle
Circles of Dust – Xentrifuge
L.L.T.Q. (feat. Leather Strip) – Neon Insect
Trash Mental – Ritualz
Things Will Be Better in Hell – Street Sects
Far Away – Dive
Howl (feat. Zola Jesus) – Black Asteroid
Lonely Heroes – Dear Strange
When Will I See You Again – The Three Degrees
Honored to have a track on the new Angelspit remix album Puncture Marks
Ear to the Ground was kind enough to mention my remix of …And We All Die‘s Modern Day Privateers.
Van Haxan (7th victim with an actual singer) will be twistin and perverting a staple of classic rock at Van Halen Tribute Night.
The My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult show continues to be sold out, despite the presence of 7th Victim on the bill.
1) Korg Volca FM
2) Korg Volca Sample
3) Meeblip Triode (thanks for the bass synth, Steven Archer)
4) Arturia Beatstep Pro (Thanks for the tip, Dean Clean)
5) Laptop running FL Studio
6) Akai Max Pro 49 controller
7) Alesis MultiMix 4 (Yes, I’m STILL waiting on my Vixen Mixer to arrive)
8) Trashcan filled with scrapped song ideas
Not pictured: Novation Audio Hub 2×4
I should really get around to updating the Gear page.